Вбив колишню жінку та її знайомого через ревнощі: мешканець Одещини отримав довічне ув`язнення

Petr Petrovich Kaschenko 31 березня 2025, 01:26     -1      

Hi Victor 6932, Hey, dude, I see you're suffering from severe mental indigestion, for recovery I would recommend the following book written by Dr R. Sole Ph.D.
"How To Fart — Louder, Longer, and Stronger…without soiling your undies! Also learn how to fart on command, fart more often, and increase the smell."

Petr Petrovich Kaschenko 31 березня 2025, 01:34     -1      

Hi Victor 6932, a short pssage from the book to attract your attention and I hope after reading the book you will finally leave this esteemed site:
"There are many books on the market giving solutions on how to stop farting. But what is there for people who want to fart more? To fart louder? To fart longer? To fart stronger…both pressure wise, and smell wise? Those that want to become champions at passing wind? Those that want to exercise their right to free speech, and exercise their sphincters at the same time? Those who say to hell with the clean air bill? And to those who want to fart responsibly, and not leave skid marks. And to those that just want to have fun!

     Well, to all those people, this book is written for you!
In this concise, no fluff (well, actually full of fluff and hot air) report you'll learn to do exactly what the book title says…

    Fart louder, longer and stronger. In this short read you'll learn to build up the fart pressure with scientific food combining, and how to release it at will with advanced bowel control. Impress your friends, relatives, and partners. You'll be the talk of the town. Learn to create copious amounts of wind, and how to utilize it for best effect. You’ll learn how to generate the gas, how to control and propel it, and how to make it smell beastly! From meek and mild through too big, bold and offensive…in fact deadly!

     Use these skills to clear a long bank queue, get a seat on a crowded train or bus, get extra leg room on a long flight, in fact the possibilities are endless. Go into stealth mode and watch people give each other the hairy eye ball as they try to figure out who dropped the clanger. Movie theaters, restaurants, amusement rides…nothing is safe…nothing is out of bounds. Get creative! Use your new found super powers to go above and beyond what others thought possible. Use shock and awe tactics. Singe peoples nose hairs. Create havoc. Have them gagging, and gasping for air."